DATE: THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER
TIME: 6PM TIL LATE
VENUE: HOT ROCKS, BOURNEMOUTH
When does a cheese become invisible?
When it's pasteurised
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?
One day it hopes to be grater
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?
I tend to like cheesey music
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
How do the welsh eat their cheese?
What did the cheese say in the mirror?
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?
which cheese is made backwards?
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?
Because he only had one stilton
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the roquefort back