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#5
When does a cheese become invisible?

When it's pasteurised

#2
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?

Edam'ed it

#4
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?

Because the roquefort back

#17
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?

Paris Stilton

#8
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?

Because fromage frays

#11
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?

Camembert

#1
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?

MASCARPONE

#9
which cheese is made backwards?

Edam

#15
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?

One day it hopes to be grater

#13
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?

Pecorino

#12
What did the cheese say in the mirror?

Halloumi

#14
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?

Because she was getting feta and feta

#10
What do you call cheese that's not yours?

nacho cheese!

#7
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?

Because he only had one stilton

#3
I tend to like cheesey music

especially R'n'Brie

#16
Which is the most religious cheese?

Swiss, because it is holy

#6
How do the welsh eat their cheese?

Caerphilly

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