DATE: THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER
TIME: 6PM TIL LATE
VENUE: HOT ROCKS, BOURNEMOUTH
When does a cheese become invisible?
When it's pasteurised
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the roquefort back
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?
which cheese is made backwards?
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?
One day it hopes to be grater
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?
What did the cheese say in the mirror?
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?
Because he only had one stilton
I tend to like cheesey music
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy
How do the welsh eat their cheese?