DATE: THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER
TIME: 6PM TIL LATE
VENUE: HOT ROCKS, BOURNEMOUTH
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays
which cheese is made backwards?
What did the cheese say in the mirror?
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?
Because he only had one stilton
When does a cheese become invisible?
When it's pasteurised
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the roquefort back
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
How do the welsh eat their cheese?
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?
One day it hopes to be grater
I tend to like cheesey music