DATE: THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER
TIME: 6PM TIL LATE
VENUE: HOT ROCKS, BOURNEMOUTH
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?
which cheese is made backwards?
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays
I tend to like cheesey music
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy
What did the cheese say in the mirror?
When does a cheese become invisible?
When it's pasteurised
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?
One day it hopes to be grater
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?
Because he only had one stilton
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?
How do the welsh eat their cheese?
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the roquefort back