DATE: THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER
TIME: 6PM TIL LATE
VENUE: HOT ROCKS, BOURNEMOUTH
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?
Because he only had one stilton
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
which cheese is made backwards?
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?
When does a cheese become invisible?
When it's pasteurised
How do the welsh eat their cheese?
I tend to like cheesey music
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?
One day it hopes to be grater
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the roquefort back
What did the cheese say in the mirror?