DATE: THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER
TIME: 6PM TIL LATE
VENUE: HOT ROCKS, BOURNEMOUTH
#7
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?
Because he only had one stilton
#11
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?
Camembert
#16
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy
#9
which cheese is made backwards?
Edam
#4
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the roquefort back
#5
When does a cheese become invisible?
When it's pasteurised
#3
I tend to like cheesey music
especially R'n'Brie
#2
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?
Edam'ed it
#8
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays
#6
How do the welsh eat their cheese?
Caerphilly
#17
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
Paris Stilton
#14
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
#13
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?
Pecorino
#10
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
nacho cheese!
#15
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?
One day it hopes to be grater
#12
What did the cheese say in the mirror?
Halloumi
#1
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?
MASCARPONE