DATE: THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER
TIME: 6PM TIL LATE
VENUE: HOT ROCKS, BOURNEMOUTH
When does a cheese become invisible?
When it's pasteurised
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?
How do the welsh eat their cheese?
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?
Because he only had one stilton
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays
What did the cheese say in the mirror?
which cheese is made backwards?
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?
One day it hopes to be grater
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
I tend to like cheesey music
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the roquefort back