DATE: THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER
TIME: 6PM TIL LATE
VENUE: HOT ROCKS, BOURNEMOUTH
WHICH CHEESE CAN YOU USE TO HIDE A HORSE?
I tend to like cheesey music
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear down a mountain?
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
When does a cheese become invisible?
When it's pasteurised
Did you hear about the ambitious cheese?
One day it hopes to be grater
What is a woodpecker's favourite cheese?
How do the welsh eat their cheese?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Why did the cheese maker walk with a limp?
Because he only had one stilton
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy
What did the cheesemaker do to the river?
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the roquefort back
which cheese is made backwards?
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
What did the cheese say in the mirror?